I did the thing

Bird Box by Josh Malerman

*watches movie*

*stares at the TV for an hour contemplating life and praying*

… 1 week later… “I think I’ll read the book.”

… today… *finishes book*

*points accusingly at book*

“NO! NO!”

**throws book into corner**
“YOU STAY THERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE!!!”

I can’t give a review on this one. I need a few days to comprehend what I’ve just read (and watched). I’m unsettled and need to have discuss my feelings with a bottle of wine.

3.5 can’t see, row-row-row-your-boat, name-your-f***ing-kids-already, Screw-you-Gary stars.

BIRD BOX